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Chris Thompson
miserableshitehawk
Staff Writer, Deadspin

The fact that this sanctimonious blowhard is on TV bitching about this is rich given that he carefully cultivated and monetized his college image while being a terrible failure at everything else he’s tried to do professionally. Read more

Talk about selfish. The only reason the guy starting playing minor league baseball was because his name was becoming increasingly irrelevant after he was a huge bust in the NFL and he just SUCKS in Triple-A. If it was any other player playing like that in Triple-A, he wouldnt have a job anywhere. He literally only has Read more

The first few time I saw him, I thought it was cool that they had rules expert Mike Pereira around to explain the rules during games.  More recently, though, I’ve grown frustrated that the rules of football are so complex and convoluted that a “rules expert” is required in order to explain the rules of the game. Read more

I’m a very stupid man.
I’ve always been a very stupid man.
I don’t think I’ve ever been stupider than when I thought, “Instant Replay will make the game better.”
So far, from the Kennedy assassination to Trump speeches, the only thing instant replay has made better is tennis - marginally...
/back to being stupid... Read more

You’re right on the article. A few things to make it make more sense. Read more

This is pretty straightforward. It’s just an income share agreement (ISA) but made to sound way cooler and fancier by adding in some crypto adjacent term like “token”. Read more

Ok, but there would have to be significant levels of demand for this type of investment for him to get a rate that can match a bank loan. I’m not saying its lame for a dude to do this type of vanity project but investors have no incentive to offer him a line of credit except a high rate. He might get a better deal Read more

Inspired by Dinwiddie, Johnny Manziel is offering a $5 token next week if you’ll buy him a beer right now. Read more

Pitcher: “Your frequent replacement of perfectly fine baseballs is excessive.

Umpire: “What? Why wouldn’t the Freemasons find Spaceballs impressive?

[...mutual confused silence...]

Pitcher, Umpire, Batter, and Catcher together: “Bill Pullman sucks. Read more

People are blaming Mickey for this, but I suspect its just a culmination of his past gaffes—-after all, the Mets have but ONE trustworthy reliever (which Mickey already used and is quite frankly, running into the ground) and their now ridiculously overpaid closer is practically useless. Read more

Don Draper was only 99% right: the universe is indifferent to almost everything, but it actively despises the Mets and their fans. Read more

Meanwhile, my insanely insightful in-the-greys comments drive tens of thousandths of unique pageviews to your site every month, and I’ve yet to see dime one. Read more

This reminds me of one of my favorite Grantland recurring video series, where someone animated Jalen Rose’s (probably fake) stories. The difference of course is that series appeared to be a labor of love for all involved (including the artist) and this appears to be exploitative, shitty, soul-less, derivative attempt Read more

The Incredible Machine

That’s a name that rings a bell that knocks over a bowling ball that makes a hamster run on a wheel that powers a conveyor belt that shoots a basketball into a hoop. Read more