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Chris Thompson
miserableshitehawk
Staff Writer, Deadspin

It’s good the Sixers traded him. Could you imagine if they had a PG who couldn’t make an outside jumper to save his life? Read more

“Free HK” is what pissed off the Chinese? I can’t believe it’s not Fertitta’s lock-step endorsement of the turd that imposed tariffs on the Chinese goods. I’m still looking for the “good” billionaire.
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Wow it's almost like China is *really fucking terrible* Read more

Hmm... Wait until the Chinese impose a blackout on G/O Media over this post.

I kind of love how China throwing a gigantic tantrum is drawing vastly more attention to the tweet and thus the issue at hand. The Streisinorand Effect. Read more

If Mark Schlereth could play his whole career without a brain, this guy should be able to play without a spleen. Read more

Good thing he is not playing, if that spleen blows it could take out half the Philadelphia metropolitan area. Read more

Jesus, that was an incredible play and Joe Buck made it sound as exciting as eating corn flakes in a bowl of lukewarm milk. Read more

An over-reliance on the regurgitation of cliches is how you know he’s a real athlete. Read more

Wow. You mean a sports website where they deliberately “stick to sports” is suffering financially? It’s too bad I can’t think of any other websites where that would be considered useful information... Read more

-This drops the Bengals to 11-25 all time on MNF.
-They’re 22-50 all time in primetime games. They haven’t won a MNF on the road since 1990.
- They have now lost 12 of the last 13 games they’ve played against Pittsburgh, and are 8-27 against the Steelers since the time when Marvin Lewis took over as their head coach.
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The Facetime call also unintentionally caught a naked and confused Kyle Long wandering in the background. Read more

That proposal Silver supposedly considered to move the foul line back would be interesting, at least at first. So many guys have been shooting from that distance for so long that even a small change could really throw off their form. You could be looking at lots of missed second free throws, which are often fun.
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Yeah but a superstar missing the second or third free throw in a clutch situation after making the first one is pretty amusing too. Also the make one one and intentional miss and rebound situation is now dead Read more

As a Columbia alumnus and someone who took orgo, I can vouch for the fact that people who were serious about studying for the Orgo exam the night before the test knew not to go to the library. Everyone was at the library that night to listen to the band, not to study. Read more

In 1965 I hitchhiked from Harpur College to Cornell to see the Rolling Stones at Barton Hall. We got there early so to kill time we went to the Cornell/Columbia football game. At halftime the Columbia band performed before the BIG RED BAND came on. Their theme was a typical Saturday night at college. I remember they Read more

At the Yale game in 2001, at the height of the anthrax scare, when Yale was hoarding the cure, the band formed the shape of a Cipro pill. Pure art. Read more

This will always be a satisfying result, no matter who these two chuckleheads play for. Read more

Nats fan here, and I got the exact result I wanted. Nats win, Harper shows up Strickland... yeah, that works. Harper is Harper, and it was great having him here. Glad he got our asshole pitcher. Read more