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Chris Thompson
miserableshitehawk
Staff Writer, Deadspin

This was worse than the last two World Series exits. At least they ripped our hearts out fast in the deciding game. The hope spot for seven innings was absolutely excruciating when they finally gagged it up. Not even the Giant bro at the bar screaming "Bryan Stow" and "fucking retard" in my face after the grand slam Read more

I think we’re underestimating the real heroes for Washington in this situation - Dan Snyder and Bruce Allen. By concentrating the suckiness of DC sports into a fiery black hole, they make it possible for other area teams like the Caps, Nats, and Mystics to have a window where success, while not assured, is possible. Read more

Choi is fat and awesome and that’s enough for me to root for the Rays in this series.
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As a Yankees fan, I was terrified of the Twins. They will get past them one day. Trust me, if the 2004 RS can do it, anyone can. Read more

03, 04, 09, 10, 17, and 19. Different decases, different players, different stadiums, different coaches, different management, yet the same results - the Twins fold like a chair when they see the pinstripes. They keep rebooting this movie every few years, and it’s the worst. Read more

Yankees are clearly the best team in MLB. They have had 39 players on the IL missing 2,000 games. It’s cute the Astros and Dodgers have a higher expectation to win the WS.  The Yankees can literally run out 6-7 relievers each game after the 3rd inning. 
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Listen, we had our chance to contract the Twins back around 2002. All they’ve done since is go 2-19 in the Playoffs- almost entirely against the Yankees. Read more

Scherzer is a goddamn machine. Yes, he was off early, but once he found it, he was like a fucking Terminator out there. Read more

This was epic. Max is the man for pitching with so much emotion and competing his ass off every single time he takes the mound. His give-a-shit meter is off the charts. We’re so lucky to have this dude in our lives. Read more

Could a giant sinkhole please swallow both teams when they are @Atlanta? Just the teams and the stadium please. Read more

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow. Read more

I’m pretty sure the unwritten rules will show that that was not a bat flip. Read more

Who in their right mind takes this job anymore. If Snyder doesn’t change the GM as well, you would have to be very desperate to be a head coach. Oh yeah! Gregg Williams, thats who.
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I view these clips as audition tapes for being the next Tony Romo when Bill O’Brien prematurely ends Watson’s career. I wonder how Watson’s golf game is... Read more

Once again I curse the fact that this awesome dude is playing for the effing Texans, who are operated by a coach who seems to believe an O-Line is an optional part of the team. Read more

I dont think ive heard heard a more helpful answer from an athlete in the history of sports. he has a future as a tv analyst Read more

I’m not saying that Ukraine should investigate why he got this so wrong, but I’m not not saying that they should investigate it. Read more

Can’t wait to see Aaron Rogers back under center. So much talent, shame to see him have to sit out this impossible whopper commercial  Read more