nickzarzycki
Nick
nickzarzycki
I'm a writer living in Toronto.

when someone does a bad tweet:

Watching Thiem use his groundstrokes to be good on clay is like watching someone use an AK-47 to play pool. Read more

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Bring back all the different kinds of skiing

Pokemon Go fuck yourselves...to the polls! Read more

It’s weird to have a ‘favourite joke’ IMO Read more

For the record, I too would like to know what the alloys are. Read more

Wii Tennis-ass looking backhand Read more

Shapo looks dynamic when he plays but the risks he takes are pretty smart. Even when he’s not getting things in it’s usually like “oh, that was a good idea.” Read more

Now THIS is content! Read more

Tennis is back baby Awoouu Read more

I don’t like it when the Raptors announcers say the three pointer is coming from a very far away location in Canada (“from Port Alberni!” “from downtown Victoria!”). I know they’re trying to include the rest of the country in Raptors basketball, but it’s just too damned far! Read more

“Oh that’s naughty!”

Robbie Koenig’s colour commentary is always, to me, just a little bit... off. Read more

It’s weird because Grigor isn’t necessarily _slower_ than Roger, but his footwork is just... worse. Read more

This looks terrifying Read more

Perennial quarterfinalist Tommy Robredo Read more

You failed to mention that the squirrel was completely naked Read more