Yeah man, Saturday’s UFC card sucks complete butt and I wish we had at least one of the Game 7s that day. Read more

GSW over Denver in 5, Bucks over Raptors in 5, Bucks over GSW in 6 Read more

Good question, here’s when I started this year’s draft.

Counterpoint: Read more

Easily. Read more

The little cafe across the street from my house. Read more

I will read the hell out of the Wikipedia plot summary. Read more

Honestly I would write some mean shit about the Kings every say if there was enough meat on that bone. It’s the only way I can Feel Stuff about them any more. Read more

A really really thick chocolate chip cookie. Read more

I better not see you around town in Warriors gear my friend. Read more

I thought Crazy Rich Asians whipped ass. Read more

F: Coop, M: Eli, K: Peyton Read more

I don’t think he remembers anything that happened before, like, May, unless it’s his failed attempts to seduce TV hosts in the mid-1980's. Read more

Split the geographic difference and go to like Kansas or some shit. They will both be touched by the gesture. Read more

NOPA Read more

I’m a Wario main, it’s over for you. Read more

We were road tripping to Yellowstone over some spring break as a kid and we had to spend my brother’s birthday in Elko, Nevada, which sucked total ass. Read more

Vineland, which is equal parts incomprehensible and “pretty good.” Read more

I hope they paid really well. Read more