WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN. Read more
Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be… Read more
Things are really exploding for Lavar right now...
Petit wasn’t undone by a navigational mishap [BAD INJURY LUCK] this year; instead, his dogs [THE PLAYERS] got too pissed off at each other to run [WIN GAMES]. He told Iditarod Insider [The Athletic] in an interview that things started to break down when one of his dogs [PLAYERS], Joey, took a bathroom break [DURING A… Read more
There’s always a flip side.
Only if Gritty gets to watch. Read more
He’s continuing the proud family tradition of “Look, I didn’t actually see what you’re talking about...” Read more
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Well gang, today I legally received 30 grams of marijuana from my provincial government.
Mandatory?
Chills, aches, general malaise. November 4, 2007, and I thought I just didn’t have it in me to force myself to the Metrodome and be miserable for the whole game, so I gave a pair of tickets to my parents and told them to go have fun while I suffered under a blanket on the couch with a bowl of soup. Read more
My biggest live sports regret was actually showing up to the 2008 game between the 4-11 Browns and 3-11 Bengals game. The final score was 14-0 and that actually over-states how interesting the game was - total of like 100 passing yards, approximately one actual drive on offense, and well below freezing in the stands. Read more
Had tickets to the Rays’ improbable game 162 comeback. Decided not to go as I figured they had no chance. Instead watched it at home, kicking myself the whole time.
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I had an opportunity to go to Mark Buehrle’s perfect game back in 2009 (was offered a ticket in the 100 level, free of charge), but I chose to go to a golf outing instead. I had no idea what was actually going on (didn’t pay attention to the game at all while I was on the course) until one of the other guys in the… Read more
I had tickets with my Dad to a Braves/Diamondback game about 15 years ago. While at dinner before the game and it started raining and the weather looked iffy. We decided not to go. Read more
My wife left Mark Buehrle’s 2009 perfect game early because she didn’t want to be late for dinner reservations. This was before I knew her, thankfully. Read more
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I’ve said it a bunch of times, but I opted out of taking the long bus ride for my brother’s Little League trip to Yankee Stadium.
Please, please let me write about Liberty. Read more