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Patrick Wyman
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Simmons can start talking the moment defenses quit treating him like this.

It’s probably not fair to completely gut the little fellow here, but this being Deadspin, fair ain’t got nothin’ to do with it. Read more

Looking at that header photo, I’m reminded that it all comes back to that hair. Read more

What you see here hinges on whether you believe that “Make America Great Again” is a dog whistle meant to unite racists, misogynists, and homophobes under one umbrella, or you’re delusional and don’t care about people who aren’t white men. Read more

It’s so weird that so many people independently decided that MAGA gear and Trump slogans were a great way to intimidate minorities. It couldn’t possibly that all of those people easily understood the messaging behind those things. I’ve been told that would be an unfair interpretation of the facts. So, clearly, they Read more

Jesus.  Imagine how messed up he’d be if she didn’t have such a naive and charitable worldview regarding her fellow man. Read more

Fuck that. Write what you feel, Libby. Most people are adult enough to recognize that Democrats are both feckless cowards and also 100% better for the country than Republicans.   Read more

What’s it like to be so profoundly comfortable in your misogyny that you literally can’t fathom that there are millions of people for whom the accusations against Ellison are absolutely as horrifying and disqualifying as those against Kavanaugh. Believe it or not, not everyone is as big of an amoral cretin as you! Read more

People keep saying this like Republicans haven’t been wiping the floor with Democrats in state and local elections for years now. You absolutely need strategy to beat them . Read more

Really? They own three branches of government and dominate state legislatures and governorships.  They are doing a heckuva job at “beating themselves.” Read more