Ugh, it’s hard to make a Javy Baez highlight off-putting, but listening to the Zach Zaidman call manages to do it. Read more
Ugh, it’s hard to make a Javy Baez highlight off-putting, but listening to the Zach Zaidman call manages to do it. Read more
“I Had Never Heard Of The Term ‘Loss Leader’ Until This Very Moment: Analyst” Read more
The Big Lead: It Still Exists, Apparently™
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Headline: How Germans Do This Is Brilliant! Read more
You’re assuming that there will still be elections then. Dangerous assumption. Read more
What’s that about “Gawker-proper,” dumbass? Read more
I was a big fan of the Athletic when they launched. They had a lot of diverse voices and were doing good work. But since their early days, they have become VERY committed to employing middle-aged men, mostly white ones. I really don’t believe that the best long-term business model for “disrupting” journalism is to… Read more
Shoulda been you, entitled F2 texting asshole. Read more
Ok but also, this was kink. Read more
Well, now, I don’t know about that. The city of Green Bay seems to have no real purpose outside of football, to be honest. Read more
Usually a minivan review would be written from the potential owners’ point of view, not by the target demographic of the rear seats. Read more
Chino XL? Fuck you too. Read more
Dave McKenna, you are a national treasure. Read more
Jesus Christ, can we just throw EVERYONE involved in that screencap into the deepest part of the ocean? Read more
Well, Jerry. The jig is up! Up in the air! ‘Cause you’re going down! All the way down! Not up, where the jig is! Where I said before! Read more
Hey, country dipshits, this isn’t aimed at you. Read more
The idiotic, uninformed comments on this are a good argument for getting rid of comments altogether. The number of supposedly rational people still HAW-HAWing the demise of Gawker and other outlets is mind-boggling. Read more
My wife left Mark Buehrle’s 2009 perfect game early because she didn’t want to be late for dinner reservations. This was before I knew her, thankfully. Read more
Never go to the Dells. Read more