“TL; DR” Read more

“voted democrat” Read more

It’s a good thing you’re not in charge of anything because hoooo boy you don’t understand how anything works. Read more

Hard to believe an NFL marketing department didn’t send their top executives to deal with some asshole trying to get something signed for his kid. That must mean they’re totally staffed with interns. Read more

I know someone who has thoughts on this, Meghan.

HOORAY IT’S BACK! The holidays are truly the most magical time of the year, in football. Read more

Hard to believe Roethlisberger feels entitled to treat other people however he wants! Who would have guessed! Read more

If Barbaro can be Sports Human of the Year, than Basketball Becky can be an Athlete. Read more

Computer: enhance.

Learn more about how this bullshit exploitative free-content model works over at sidespin.kinja.com and oppositelock.kinja.com! Read more

So, what's your ask here? Read more

oh cool this is totally demonstrably different, generally Read more

This is hilarious. Jalopnik won’t ever shut up about how they don’t honor embargoes, unlike those sellout autojourno outlets....

Thank you for continuing the Deadspin tradition of inexplicably reporting on every fart this idiot has. Read more

God, I love watching these idiots who call everyone “snowflakes” and yell about how “facts don’t care about your feelings” turn into persecuted fragile bitches every time they are confronted with political views that don’t align with theirs. Read more

“Antifa smashing Tucker Carlson’s door down.” Read more

This is one of those articles that reminds me just how much the demographics of the site and its readership have changed in the past decade. Read more

“Barack Obama wanted to be a cosmopolitan leader who brought people together and into a deeper empathy through a mastery of reason and rules; the country he governed doesn’t works like that, though, and the tension between that cool vision and this seething reality grew and grew. By the end, his presidency had the… Read more

Dan: thank you Read more

“Also the traffic light really should turn red until the vehicle is clear” Read more