It’s worth pointing out that PorkChop is TERRIBLE. Can’t speak for the Hyde. Read more

What the fuck are you talking about? The highest marginal tax bracket affects income over $10M, which is not “upper-middle class.” Are you stupid or being disingenuous, or both? Read more

Truth is an absolute defense against libel. Read more

DENVER-Asked restaurant host: “God, did you hear about Vic Fangio?” Host: “No.” Me: “Packing. Getting ready to catch a flight.” Thought he would cry.#9sports Read more

Well well well, if it isn’t 1653 N Campbell Ave in Chicago.

Goddamn guys, do more blogs like this over at Jalopnik and less pandering to Gen-Z fanboys. This is fantastic shit. Sorry, that’s a much more backhanded compliment than I meant it to be, but whoops there’s nothing I can do about it now click publish Read more

OK, but why? Read more

Shocking that the cost of living is higher in places actually worth living. Read more

Does this mean I'm back on the payroll? Read more

I didn’t know anyone in 2018 was buying Nissan sedans other than Uber drivers financing them at 22%. Read more

It’s a conspiracy!!! Hope that tinfoil is comfortable. Read more

That fucking “Epitome of a team player” tweet is nearly as rage-inducing as the video. Fuck that guy. Read more

Poor Annabel has had so much work done that with the Alzheimer’s, she won’t be able to recognize herself. Read more

Just a little tip for Coach Pitino as he embarks upon the next exciting chapter of his life: in Greece they call it Σεπτέμβριο του Ενδέκατου.  Read more

Like what? And how? Get up off Elon’s dick, techbro. Read more

Literally can’t tell if this is satirical or earnest. Because if it’s the latter, holy shit, dude. Log off.  Read more

The comments on the Giz article about this are priceless. Did you know: if you criticize Elon Musk at all, it’s only because you’re shorting the stock? It’s true, the commenters told me! Read more

“Claps back” is canceled. Read more

Exhibit A on why not: the Facebook groups with all the original writers and commenters have been clowning on this build for a couple days now.  Read more

I promise you that being from LV does not increase your cool value in the least. Read more