Fuck you. Read more

I was 13 when Letterman first did the bit with Dick Assman. My friend and I called Information for Saskatchewan and got his number and called him. I don't know what we thought we were going to do with that. But we called and talked to him and he was really nice and gracious to a couple of middle school dorks who… Read more

Can we PLEASE stop with this whole “single personal anecdotal data point negates all available statistics” bullshit? Read more

I have also seen that. People, man. Read more

I was driving late (like 2am) on a Saturday night from Chicago to my hometown of Rockford, about 80 miles on I-90. The interstate was nearly deserted except for two cars in front of me, an Audi and an old Cavalier. The Audi started weaving a bit, slowing down and speeding up. I dropped back because I assumed he was… Read more

One wheel per cylinder. Beautiful symmetry. Read more

(it's also technically not an expressway but, eh, close enough) Read more

“...an expressway that runs north-south between the shores of Lake Michigan and Chicago’s downtown” Read more

It’s his neighborhood. He is opposed to the name. That's the point of the post.  Read more

-Mazda CX-5 Signature Read more

I have a 2009 Outback 2.5XT. It’s an automatic. I am not one of the manuals-only people. Read more

What Time Does The Winners And Losers Of Super Bowl LIII Start? Read more

You aged from “barely into” your 30s to your “mid 30s” in 4 hours, that’s impressive. Read more

I was working at Jalopnik before you even hit middle school, and I can tell you it's possible to care about performance AND creature comforts. Someday you'll understand. Read more

Eh, this has been happening forever. I remember when my mom bought her ‘92 Civic, it was bigger than my dad’s ‘85 Accord. Read more

How you gonna write an article about lollipop wings and not mention Great Sea? smh Read more

oh god shut the fuck up and go back to Pod Save America or wherever you #Resistance idiots hang out Read more

Because there’s so many big switch yards for all the many busy train stations in Siberia, right Read more

What a fucking dick. Read more

u suck u gust lost sale Read more