All good, I realized after the fact it could easily come across like that, sorry. Read more

“It just felt white, y’know?” Read more

You make it sound like I’m on the side of the streaming companies. I’m not. They’re all fucking evil companies and they are all finding ways to completely lock down their shit, not to mention keep most of their content locked away in a vault so they don’t have to pay “rights fees.” The future is a shit-ass dystopia… Read more

*Yokohama Geolandar Read more

Hey guess what, all these companies are investing in identity management solutions to prevent this very thing. So enjoy it while it lasts. Read more

“Concerned about maintaining a passionate fan base in a city or region with little to no professional soccer history?” Read more

The Stonecutters, obviously. Next question. Read more

Read the fucking article. Read more

Deserved punishment for voluntarily living in the west burbs. Read more

Uhhhhhh this take is dumb and bad. Read more

Why the fuck are you putting your onions in the crisper, Magary? WHY ARE YOU REFRIGERATING YOUR ONIONS?  Read more

If it stopped at Ravenswood I would get a membership just to do it.  Read more

Kinda burying the lede here, pal. SPORTS BY BROOKS linked on Deadspin in the year of our Lord 2019! Read more

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I don’t think you really understand what the Special Olympics organization IS, do you? Read more

Hey, nice, bicentennial Illinois plates. Haven’t seen those in a while. Read more

Ali Farokhmanesh :(

Tyus Edney :) Read more

I’m going out on a limb and guessing: Ora? Read more

No, it’s tourist/expense account mediocre crap here in Chicago, too. I have no idea what this person is talking about, but if their idea of a high-end restaurant is Fogo de Chao, you can pretty much ignore their entire complaint about everything else. Read more

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