Lucky for me! Read more

First Amendment is about free speech, not the right to assemble wherever I please. Read more

Now where will I eat when I'm in Times Square? Read more

Correct. That was a dumb question. Read more

I'm not eligible for this promotion. You'll know why when you get to the seven-chapter section on their long snapper. Read more

This list has Goose Island and not Jai Alai. It must be destroyed. Read more

My parents didn't force me to fast Read more

2:32 wouldn't win a decent middle school meet of either gender. So I think it's well outside the "incredibly fast" range. Read more

Enough with the World Cup highlights. Read more

No, but I know how running contracts work, and I know that the prelims of an off-year US champs mean jack shit to the shoe companies. They couldn't care less if she ran this race. Read more

She is not. Read more

FYI, the "not getting lapped" comment was irony. It would be impossible for her to get lapped in an 800. Read more

Nope. She just did this because she wanted to. She's been running during her pregnancy, and always under the care of physicians. She didn't run particularly fast, so this definitely wasn't a risky move. Read more

Scoob Lover, my brother; Scrap Lover, the other. Read more

Once I had kids, I found that my opinion meant nothing. Read more

I'd like to see him return punts. Read more

It looks more like a slightly-elevated crosswalk, which is consistent with the sign. Read more

They have to give up their medals now because he was ineligible. And because he forced the US to forfeit a medal, his 50% sentence will surely be approved by IAAF. Read more

Wrong — there were six medals awarded to six different people. Read more

You know damn well that's the joke. Read more