I read it. Turns out they just excerpted a bit of Burneko's recipe for a grilled cheese sandwich. Read more

White Oak Jai Alai is the goat. Sells out so fast its hard to get some Read more

My parents didn't force me to fast Read more

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[Accidentally poops out Skillbilly's constructive criticism, 5,000-word Photoshop joke about Tony LaRussa] Read more

No. Her doctor cleared her. She's 28, a four time champion (or something like that), and basically jogged. Read more

Is not into pulling out. Read more

Pregnant with zero f**ks? Doubt it. Read more

"Yes, hi. Do you have anything smaller than the little drinks in the minibar? Asking for a friend." Read more

I just happened on this discussion, and as a (long time ago) former runner, there are things about the present day practices that are fascinating to me. I was a serious runner in the mid-70's - ran college cross country and track. The thing that caught my attention here is the water. We NEVER took water (or… Read more

Sorry I was being sarcastic- Kenyan and Ethiopians do not wear barefoot shoes. As soon as Nike offers them shoes, they wear and train in regular running shoes. No elites (literally zero) train in barefoot/minimalist shoes except for very minor striding/weight lifting. Read more

I have no reason to hate these shoes or the people wearing them; but I really hate these shoes and anyone who wears them. Read more

I'm a huge fan of track and field, I live in Bloomington, and I'd normally do anything to see an elite track meet like this. Unfortunately, they scheduled it the night before the Indy Mini, the largest half-marathon in the country. Most people who care about the sport were racing the next morning at 7:45AM- my… Read more

It was a joke, guys. If Parsons had said something really defenseless, Lin would've called him "Harden." Read more

Ah, gotcha. Thanks for explaining that. Read more

The author's use of the plural is, though less common on this side of the pond, completely acceptable by English grammar conventions. Read more

Taking a plea that results in screwing your teammates is a hard decision but something you need to do for your own career. Sure, those medals represented the culmination of years of hard work and possibly their most prized possession, but you have to think of it like this: Tyson Gay is just now entering the prime of… Read more

Ray - putting the 'ish in "fittish" since elementary school. Read more