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Clint Dempsey had more than just one decent season at Tottenham. He had one fantastic season at Fulham, one other pretty damn good season at Fulham and several other decent seasons at Fulham where he saw time in most all games. Read more

Since this article is about a young actress and Oscar category fraud, I’m surprised they didn’t use Hailee Steinfeld in “True Grit” as one of their examples. She’s the film’s lead, is in nearly every scene, and still ended up in the Supporting Actress category. Read more

It’s a shame that filmmakers struggle to portray social awkwardness, instead favouring obnoxiousness and narcissism. I don’t know if the fictional Zuckerberg is more ‘complex’ than the real one, but the real one certainly seems much more sympathetic, and I say that as someone who loathes Facebook, and the influence and Read more

No Offense

It’s strange to edit a feminist website when almost nothing offends you, because the feminist website is

The story is half accurate, so when Chuck threatens to sue you, ya need to get it right. He pooped himself whilst on the floor (allegedly). He did not poop on the floor. Link to (alleged) photo follow, as it is of a graphic nature (pooped pants): Poopy Pic Read more

Here's the statement a USA Today Sports Media Group spokesperson gave me: Read more

And at the end of that summer, we all went our separate ways. I used to see Tyrese and Johnny in the hallways, but by the close of our freshman year, they were just two more faces in the crowd. I heard that Tyrese got married and has a couple of kids. He drinks a lot these days, and finds work doing odd jobs around Read more

Isabel - "How does your fastball compare to other guys?" Read more

He knows her personally. I understand how that could get the blood running a little bit warmer, but KEEP IT IN YOUR FUCKING PANTS DUDE YOU'RE ON LIVE TV AND SHE'S YOUR COWORKER AND PROBABLY WANTS TO BE RESPECTED MORE THAN ANYTHING SINCE SHE'S PROBABLY BOMBARDED BY CHAUVINISTIC DUMBFUCKS LIKE YOU EVERY WAKING HOUR OF Read more

Pat actually apologized to me during commercial break. He may be outspoken about homosexuality but when confronted with it head on he was very nice. I think next time I'm on TV YourTatoosAreLame can be my stylist. Seems he has more fashion sense than this homosexual. #yourtattoosarefaaaaaaabulouuuuusss Read more

These situations are always weird for me to deal with. On one hand, I come from the Louis CK brand of thinking which says that anything can be a joke, but on the other hand, I was raised by a grandfather who smacked the god into me if I didn't show respect for terms of that magnitude. Read more