Does Atlanta have too many Waffle Houses, or does the rest of the world have too few? Read more

What would you have me wear? Do you wear armor or carry a lance? Do you drive a covered wagon? I live in an apartment, wear glasses, drive a minivan. I also vote in my tribal elections, teach my son to dance, and find ways each day assert our tribal identity. Read more

Dont hold back on the grounds that its the internet. Really let him have it. Read more

It's a bomb-sniffing dog nestled between two sleeping Marines.

"Will Jackson Make Washington Better?" Read more

Myron The Terrible Read more

Still better than Marchman's cereal list. Read more

Goddamnit, Kaua'i. Read more

One can only dream of the day when Philly fans are this invisible.

But "Redskins" is okay? Read more

Deadspin would never use a word like that in a headline http://deadspin.com/what-espn-and-… Read more

That's the joke. The entire "controversy" has completely bypassed the issue Colbert and his writers were ridiculing in the first place: How in 2014, a team can still be called the Redskins. It's satirizing how we're so numb to the fact that Redskins is a long-defined racial slur but gooks and other words instantly set… Read more

How about "Redskins?" Read more

So you mean that the 2nd layer of satire was a bridge too far? Read more

UPDATE: CLASSICAL IS UP. GO LOOK AT BASEBALL CARDS. Read more

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST Read more

It seems like the Mariners would be best served to move to a more central city, say in Oklahoma. Read more

5-6 wins is nothing to scoff at. If the Tigers won 5 less games last year, that would take them from being division champs and instead put them out of the postseason picture. Read more

Seems like the Mariners would get a lot more practice time if they did their traveling by sea instead of wasting all this time on planes. Read more

plus the jokes on you. you look you live in chechnya. Read more