That Alaska number is all the more impressive considering how much pricier things are up there, what with having to import a lot (I know there are a few breweries based in Alaska, but I can't find any lists of liquor companies in Alaska outside of distributors). I'm playing with cost of living calculators (against my… Read more

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Read more

To figure out the drunkest state, I think you'd need to divide per capita alcohol consumption by the average body weight. Read more

Similarly, how much of Delaware's sales are to people from Pennsylvania? Between PA's notoriously shitty alcohol laws and the giant liquor stores at every major road on the state line, that has to be driving the numbers up. Read more

As a former employee of [redacted], boy do I have a ton of Whitlock stories. Read more

Was looking forward to this write up the most, given the ties between City and Argentina. Excellent as always, Greg.

As a quebecers, the LHSPAA was the most ridiculous league of hockey and it's not surprising the numbers shown in this article. Some of the good player came from the LHJMQ, players that were too old to play in the junior league (16 to 21 yo) and that were not good enough for the "big" leagues. The rest of the player… Read more

The LHSPAA stats are a bit misleading. Most of those fights were just empty threats to secede. Read more

Look! I made a hockey just for you! Read more

The 19 penalty shootout misses are: Read more

SWAG at why saves are more likely to the left. Most shooters are right footed, which means their hardest shots will hook and go to the keeper's right. When a right-footed player tries to strike to the keeper's left, there's less velocity, so the keeper has slightly more time to get there. Read more

That's an exceptionally dumb reason to hate someone. I've heard dumb reasons for hating a stranger before. But seriously... Read more

WHO IS THE REAL RACIST HERE?!?! Read more

Sources tell me that Kyle Wagner and Greg Howard camped out and generally acted unsportsmanlike. Read more

This is a ridiculous stance to take on this period. For one, you're conflating arguments about Apple's relative citizenry and its success. But further, Microsoft remained profitable in enterprise, business cloud services, and through a variety of other steady-but-lagging arenas. (If you want to talk patent bullying,… Read more

On the other hand, they are far from the first bros to win the trophy. Read more

You're the worst psychic I've been to. I want my twenty bucks back. Read more

All 3 of these are too perfect.