@Matt Sussman: Sweet! Read more
Rick Chandler
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@Gourmet Spud: Damn you! (Shakes tiny fist) Read more
@Kid Canada: Hmm. Please see fourth item down. [deadspin.com] Read more
@Arriaga_II: Exhibit B: [www.dailycamera.com] Read more
@MoonZeroTwo: Well, if it isn't my arch-nemesis Bart Simpson. And his sister Lisa to whom I'm fairly indifferent. Read more
@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1 for originality. -1 for political incorrectness. +1 for hilarity. Overall score: +1 Read more
@Chuck Knoblockhead: Too soon. Read more
@UkraineNotWeak: And the Iraq. Such as. Read more
Jiminy Glick has twins named Matthew and Modine, which I didn't have room to mention. Read more
@Colonel Wellemeyer: Listen kid, if you want a Pepsi you're going to have to pay for it. Read more
@Hit Bull Win Steak: +1. Outstanding. Read more
@bartlebysmiles: (Slowly backs out of room, a la George Costanza, as bartlebysmiles babbles on) ... Billy Martin, now there was a manager! He liked a good calzone, as I recall. Don Zimmer once ate an entire pizza during the seventh-inning stretch. Man, I could go for a pizza right now. (slips out, closes door quietly) Read more
@Drew Magary: But his hip is new. Read more
@What Would Kornheiser Do? Presented by Peniston Fuels: Calm down, Mr. Kornheiser. We'll send someone next door to get your crabs. Read more
@Bullet_Tooth_Tony: Yes. Read more
@Dan Daoust: But, the soundtrack to Back to the Future? Read more
@UkraineNotWeak: +1 (nods head sadly) Read more