Thanks everyone. The best part of my day has always been reading the messages ... the funniest part of Deadspin by far. Read more
Rick Chandler
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Sorry this is buried, but thanks everyone for the kind words. They mean the world, especially coming from you. Read more
@UkraineNotWeak: Happy birthday, UNW. Here is a +1. Sorry it's not wrapped. Read more
@The Devil and Daniel Murphy: Sick! (But funny). Read more
@techstar25: If I have to explain what I was trying to do with the first graph, either a. It didn't work or b. you're not going to get it anyway. So, I won't. Read more
@AliciaSacramonesBrownie: Alright, we have a few simple rules here on The Rock ... Read more
@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: My bad. Read more
@undefined: @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Generally only home teams schedule games. The visiting team just shows up. Read more
@undefined: @Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Loaded the firebox? What's your draft order ... Charles Ingals, Nellie Olson, Mr. Edwards and then you? Read more
@Hit Bull Win Steak: It does have that John Romita vibe. Read more
@ScientificMapp: That's what this story needs; some Randall Tex Cobb. Read more
@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: I'll give you $100,000 if you can get 'em to Texarkana by noon tomorrow. Read more
@Karlifornia: Quentin Tarantino and I may be the only ones who appreciated that. +1. Read more
@Weed Against Speed: Kinko's. In line behind a guy in a Coyotes jersey. Read more
@Weed Against Speed: Thanks for offering me a lift. Bastard. Read more
@David Hume: "Ah, the Poosy Wagon died ..." Read more
@Weed Against Speed: without the lab coat, it's a misdemeanor. Read more
@The Boy Who Was Indifferent Towards Tom Gordon: Actually, Steely McBeam as Murphy's temp secretary would be funny. Read more