@Chamomiles Davis: Yep. Had to do it. +1. Read more

The lake was angry that day, my friend. Read more

@JimEverettsPhantomSack: Cardinals to play half their home schedule in Kirkuk? Read more

@Casey Brock: The Mickey Rourke Corn Puffs sit there untouched. Read more

@Pesti-Esti: It's true. Read more

Yes! Read more

@UkraineNotWeak: I'll meet you in the right field bleachers! Read more

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Thanks Father. Adding that link. Read more

@undefined: @Scott Mitchell Revival Effort: +1 also to cousin Jeffrey in the Parks Dept. Read more

@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Works every time, by the way. Read more

@Hank the Rapper: Hopefully Dwight Yoakum can land a supporting role. Read more

@Quake 'n' Shake: Ah. Thanks for educating me on Midwest customs. Read more

@Evgeni Merkin: My favorite was always that one stationary animal near the center. Read more

what makes you think I'll change it? I'm quite enjoying this. Read more

Pete Gaines, please report to NORAD control room. I feel trouble brewing. Read more

@MattMillenFanClub: Yes, and your joke made it all the way to Iraq. Where shall we send it next? Read more

@Return of DaOtter: John Rocker. Read more

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: I'll bring you back something. Read more

If any Bay Area Deadspin readers are heading over to Marines Memorial tonight for the MST3K show, I'm the one wearing the black Dayton Dragons baseball cap, sitting in the balcony, probably throwing various items at Joel and the 'bots. Come over and say hi before security ejects me. Read more

@Return of DaOtter: The rules originally intended use of a rugby ball and no forward passes. Read more