@Candace Parker Secret Lover: How many points do I lose for that? Read more

@GorgeForeman: I must stay at least 200 yards away from Adrianna Huffington at all times. Read more

@DAGOTRON: Don't qualify: they play for the Pirates. (Listens for rim shot. It doesn't come). Read more

@Desean Jams It On The One: Any day that includes a Fargo quote before noon is a good day. Read more

@Artie Fufkin: +1. Our new Combudsman will be hereby alerted. Read more

@The KB: sorry, arkansians Read more

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Driving directions from Danville, IL to Mattoon, IL Read more

@Threat Level: Midnight: You think that's by choice? I try and type it ... Drew uses up the entire quota. Read more

@undefined: @Weed Against Speed: Players arrive in the Family Truckster. Read more

@I Heart Poop: No, just in the link headlines, which was my bad. Read more

@Texy: You are correct. What was my math Wunderlic again? .. Read more

@Threat Level: Midnight: Wow! Impressive. +2 Read more

@BigTenObsession: You mean these Crocs are not suitable for the construction site? Read more

@Civil Negligence: Only girls out there that day were the cross country team. Read more

@Trot Nixons Hat: I'd say yes. Playoff seedings won't come out until Sunday, tho. Regular season is over. Read more

These are gold. Where were all of you when I was writing this? Read more

@Hit Bull Win Steak: (stifling laughter) "I told him we already have one." Read more

@TheLou-Do: And sadly, it's just an honorary pink belt. Read more

@Hit Bull Win Steak: That's an enormous amount of typos for a quicklink. I'm going in to fix them. Cover me. Read more

@Sports-Pun: I'll chip in toward that. Read more