Time once again for Waxing Off, the feature that was the first on the internet to mix mime and food. This week: The…

So here's Roberto Alomar's new girlfriend, and from the looks of her she'll claw your eyes out just on general…

Not to be outdone, Antonio Tarver to sublet his robe. [eBay]

"Anyone named Michael, Phelps, Mary Jane, Cheech, Chong, Weed (Wied) or anyone who has won an Olympic Gold Medal can…

Following the jump is a link to a voice mail message left by Jayhawks center Cole Aldrich, to one of the many Kansas…

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Brooklyn borough President Marty Markowitz reportedly wants federal bailout money to offset Atlantic Yards NBA arena…

Ken Griffey Jr.'s return to the Seattle Mariners reportedly only days away. I think his first question will be:…

Arrive to that NASCAR race or criminal deposition in style in the 1999 Pontiac Limo (sold as is, no warranty).…

Not only is Bud Selig going to suspend Alex Rodriguez, (maybe ... perhaps), but he's going to reinstate Hank Aaron…

That's not eatin', that's dinin'. Steelers kicker enjoys the high life at the Pitt-West Virgina basketball game. [Bus…

Mike Tyson is planning to release a tell-all autobiography, which he started writing when he was in prison.…

This isn't really a blind item, because if plied with free beers, I will totally reveal the person's identity. But…

Never fear America: The FBI is making sure that there will never again be an incident of Super Bowl TV porn.…

So Roberto Alomar says that ex-girlfriend Ilya Dall's lawsuit against him is "full of lies," but stops short of…

Not taking sides in Elgin Baylor's lawsuit against the Clippers, but you hate to see it go down like this.

I'm not sure exactly how the whole Tyler Hansbrough-as-a-Muppet phenomenon got started, but Duke fans took it to a…

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North Carolina clobbers Duke at Cameron Indoor, then burns Krzyzewskiville to the ground and enslaves its…

Event sponsor ING, San Francisco Police decide to ban alcohol at this year's Bay to Breakers run in San Francisco.…