Stephen Colbert reviews the new commemorative Mets' patch. "It's perfect. Notice the way the patch mirrors its fans,…

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Remember the provacative pole dance honoring the Florida Gators we showed you on Wednesday? The woman calls herself…

CBS golf analyst David Feherty: "I went to both Iraq and Mississippi. And I can tell you this, I'd rather go back to…

What do you do when your husband is no longer interested in committing lane violations in bed? Sue the bastards who…

Bill Cunningham is a conservative talk radio host who really knows how to get his name in lights. Unfortunately,…

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Thanks for the plaque, Baseball Hall of Fame. But just for the record, Rickey isn't through yet. Anyone need a…

We take you now to Lake Township Ohio, where the Mauders will see your replica Eagles field, and raise you a…

As if Isiah Thomas didn't have enough trouble: His brother, Preston, has been arrested for the worst crime yet:…

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Ohio State fans know Matt Sylvester as the feisty forward who hit the game-winning 3 that beat Illinois in 2005.…

A Western High School (Louisville. Ky.) student is facing assault charges after police say he punched his basketball…

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