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Those guys who invented the Whizzinator, the fake penis device that helps athletes beat drug tests? They pleaded guilty to federal conspiracy charges in a Pittsburgh court and could get as much as eight years. [Macho Chip] Read more

BCS: Rise of the Machines. Don't look now, but Div. I-AA James Madison is the No. 24 college football team in the nation, at least according to the Sagarin Rankings; the computer rankings which are submitted to the BCS. [Fan IQ] Read more

Hard-hitting journalism from The Worldwide Leader: "If you have a beard and are free at 1 p.m. today, ESPN wants you. An ESPN GameDay crew is flying out from New York and Connecticut to do a feature on the football team's "No Shave November." ESPN is looking for people with beards to show up at the Valley Football Read more

Woverines finally get a victory when officials at the Detroit zoo fill a Brutus Buckeye pinata with meat and throw it into the wolverine enclosure, where the effigy was torn to shreds. Poor delicious Brutus. Thus inspired, Michigan stormed out and lost to Ohio State 42-7. [Yahoo News] Read more

Meg Bulger — former West Virgina and WNBA guard and sister of Rams quarterback Marc — is looking to be the next Erin Andrews. Thanks, Fox Sports Net in Pittsburgh! [Busted Coverage] Read more

Hank Williams Jr. will run for the U.S. Senate in 2012. Of course he will. [Fan IQ] Read more