“Catching this pitch is the former chairman of the Jimmy Fund.” Read more

The guy listening to “Rock With You” as he watches his friend run a quarter-mile wins. Read more

Who gets the next video series. Read more

Getty photo search of the year. Read more

The guy who sends you Vines, and vice versa Read more

How psyched are you for Puja exactly Read more

I’m amazed you didn’t fuck this up. Read more

Still the best one. The blue ball alone is absurd. Read more

“Can you expand” Read more

Indians over Marlins in the 1997 World Series. No ripple effect, no larger theme; you don’t give a shit. But I do. Do it for me (and José Mesa). Read more

Thank you for your support. Read more

Why aren’t any of you on this list. Read more

Okay, I haven’t seen either of these; this exercise was a failure. I don’t think you need a ton of previous Marvel intel here, the violence isn’t upsetting at all, and there’s lots of jokes, so I say you’ll be fine. I tried to watch The Raid with my wife once — don’t do that. Read more

What is your wife’s favorite and least-favorite movie. Read more

Highbrow bonus

What kind of soup / please don’t say split-pea soup. Read more

Coming tomorrow, bub. It’s ramen. Read more