Leslie I just got you out of the greys and I feel very sad. Read more
I am letting this embarrassing error stand, because Sugar Ray’s “Someday” would be a fine wedding song. Read more
Alas, this is topical: I got busted in high school for sneaking my girlfriend into a Stone Temple Pilots concert. Her parents had said no but she insisted; as a cover story she told ’em we were going to see the longest movie currently in theaters that we could think of, which was Wyatt Earp. I got it more trouble than… Read more
The “Yeah I’ll fuckin’ take ya nuts” part of the “Torture” skit was my outgoing answering-machine message for a very brief period while I was in college. “And bang them shits with a spike fuckin’ bat ... BLAWAWWOO!!” [Beep.] It was a brief period because eventually my mom called. Read more
I just got a pair of these! I love these! I hope Sam’s not gonna barge in here now and tell me they’re Sad Old Dad Shoes. Read more
I was 1B and everyone called me “Wheels” ironically. Read more
Give me 100 Drew-sized Leslies and I will defeat ISIS Read more
iPhone apps are still cool right Read more
Also my AIM is still jamochapantsman, which is not a Wyclef thing so far as I know. Read more
When I owned a Sega DreamCast I was PabloDiablo2000. I’m pretty sure that’s a reference to a skit in Wyclef Jean’s The Carnival. I had to say it out loud over the phone to a Sega tech guy once and he laughed for longer than I would’ve preferred. Read more
I have a Donkey Kong/Bowser/Wario-type mass and a good attitude, I think I’d be competitive Read more
Why do you want to know, The Sheriff Read more
I agree with this actually! I love Metamodern Sounds, and he’s the best show I’ve seen this year by far. But he didn’t get a national-TV duet with Justin Timberlake. Maybe he takes too many mushrooms. Read more
You guys are really in a führer over this. Read more
Will took himself a well-deserved vacation, but he’s back in the saddle, and gearing up to eat a bunch of fast food and rank a whole bunch of shit. I am excited. Read more
Check the tags, friend. Read more