Listen. Do not bite your goddamn toenails. Read more
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I'll tell you something weird: I read The Sportswriter on my honeymoon. Yeah, I had time to read on my honeymoon, sitting on the beach in Cabo or by the pool. But it was an odd book to read while just starting my own marriage. I liked the experience of reading it, but didn't like where it ended up so much. I also… Read more
It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once. Read more
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Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared… Read more
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I am 27-year-old heterosexual man and I like to play this song loud in my car with the windows down. Read more
If you're looking for dirt on Johnny Manziel, I'm pretty sure the Browns offensive line will help you out. Read more
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I think you'd be better suited putting your efforts into a less tedious task. Some examples would be: Read more
So who's the millennial sportswriters' Bruce Springsteen? Gotta be the Hold Steady, right? Read more
Even 28 years after his last hit, Michael McDonald can still trigger laughter and tears. Though he's still a fixture…