He also moved to New Orleans a few years ago after being born & raised in LA. Taking Rupert Murdoch’s filthy lucre for 25 years is one thing when it’s just a quick hop down Santa Monica Blvd, it’s a whole other thing when you have to charter a jet. Whence “scheduling issues.”? Read more
Although departed from the Simpsons, Harry Shearer is still out here owning Twitter trolls.
“Wait, when normal people stop working they stop getting paid? That’s messed up.” Read more
Yes. Yes he was.
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The first time I met Harvilla, he was sitting down as I approached, then he stood up and I reflexively yelped Hoooly shit and stepped back. I think he was offended. Read more
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At the bar last night, there was a couple really going at it, on and off for at least an hour—but the making out was almost disturbingly slow and methodical. Which on its own wouldn’t be a problem, but their big move was licking each other’s teeth. Read more
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I’m sure Phillip turns his nose up at acts like Das Racist, but come on, this one’s a banger.
Good advice on growing, one thing to add for everyone: Don’t refrigerate your damn tomatoes! Cold kills off some of the flavor compounds and makes your tomato less delicious. Also, the reason store bought tomatoes (not the cool organic, heirloom ones) suck is because they are picked green and allowed to ripen off… Read more
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Jason Whitlock once stole a rib right off my plate at a BBQ restaurant. Read more
OK I have been working from home full time for almost a year and a half. Do not listen to this man. Wear pajamas all day long. Do not change out of pajamas unless absolutely necessary. I write this now in a sweatshirt and pajama pants. It is glorious. Read more
Venerating the minstrelsy of Men on Film is intensely fucked up. In what world is two straight guys treating gay people as laughingstocks “quietly revolutionary”? That sketch was built on some 60 years of sissy stereotypes in the media and a complete ignorance of what it means to be gay. Traumatized me as a kid. The… Read more
Title brought back memories of being twelve and fly fishing in the bighorn mountains. Read more
Speaking from experience, unless you want your next google search to be “how to remove a fishhook from my hand,” beginners should stay away from treble hooks. Even with a few beers to dull the pain, getting it out of my hand was....unpleasant. Read more
I used to go to Coachella, but once you are in your thirties you are literally the oldest person in a fifty foot radius. I leave the partying to the whipper snappers (who know dress the same way I did when I was in 4th grade??) and watch it on Youtube now like a lameass. Read more