It’s The Beer Idiot, not The Bread Idiot. Read more
The only beer we had access to in Iraq (legally) was non-alcoholic. We decided to pull some mad scientist shit and decided to pour a bunch of it in a tub, freeze it, and then pour the ‘purer’ alcohol out and enjoy. Read more
It’s great advice, and all - but what if you’re black?
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If mixtape Weezy (05-07) was to hip hop what Jordan’s first 3-peat was to basketball (91-93), Free Weezy puts Lil Wayne in his current Washington Wizards ruining Kwame Brown/Jae Milz phase.
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Was going to come on here and raise hell if No Ceilings wasn’t #1, but your arguments for D2 and DD3 are more than acceptable. This is a good list. Read more
I still listen to No Ceilings on a regular basis. I was crossing my fingers for some acknowledgement of the “two bottles of Goose, that’s geese” line, but yours is a very fine review of said mixtape. Read more
When choosing a mattress, spring for the queen. I know sometimes it sounds like a full will be better (you can fit more stuff!) and they’re always a little cheaper and sure it’s fun to be super cuddly for a few nights, but you do not want to be the guy who has the bed that’s impossible to sleep in. You will not regret… Read more
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I bring my kids into the office sometimes. I am lucky enough to have a conference room with a projector and internet access so they watch Netflix while I work. Read more
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Just clicked in this to see it the greatest strip scene in movie history was on here..... It wasn’t. So here Ya go.
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“Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
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Your mom is Bjorn Borg?
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Croup almost killed me a couple of times when I was a kid. The people running the emergency room in the middle of the night didn’t want to deal with, as they described, “a kid with a bad cough.” Fortunately my mother was of the very tall and intimidating variety.
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They're bad. Also gin smells like cat piss. Read more
You forgot the most important part - If, for some godforsaken reason, you find yourself flying Spirit Airlines, be sure to have a suicide prevention hotline number to hand for the inevitable delays, cancelled flights, and “don’t give a fuck can’t fix it”-itude of the gate agents. Read more
Won’t anybody think of the kids? Read more