“The League” Season 2 Ep: 4 Read more

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting. Read more

This is by far the best at-bat by a White Sox DH all season. No chance Laroche works the count to 2-0. Read more

Boring or not, I give Ferrell credit. If I was a mega-celebrity, I would absolutely pay a film crew to melodramatically document me pretending to do all the cool shit I can’t actually do (almost all things), air it on any network that will take it, and donate all proceeds to charity to silence my haters. Read more

The Diamondbacks were a little tight assed about this...a couple days before he did it, Paul Goldschmidt spoke about how guys were trying to make the team and this stunt wasn’t welcome. The team and MLB squelched that dissent pretty quickly. Read more

I bet the White Sox cut him because he took two pitches.
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Last weekend, me and friend1 were at friend2’s place. Friend1 was outside when a woman was trying to move stuff in directly across from friend2’s door. He helped her, then ran inside to tell us and wanted to leave a note on her door before we headed out for the day/night. He wrote down “Hey my name is” before we…

Carly Fiorina: “I Remember California” Read more

What’s the song for Deez Nuts? Read more

It evaporates the need for my famously awkward transitions that traditionally drive my editors crazy.
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very disappointed with the complete lack of flavor on the truffle fries version.

I really want to see the dinosaurs...... Read more

This is where I bring up the fact that the only time a woman messaged me first on Tinder, it was to say “Ok, you’ll do.” Read more

I need a list of all the trails within a 500 mile radius that are all downhill-only. Because the evil being of pure stubborn that killed and ate my 4 year and took its place in my life will ONLY walk down a hill, or preferably, careen at mach 6 down it on its balance bike until it finds a nice cushiony boulder to stop… Read more

Mr. Baseball! The Mr. Baseball! Read more

Enjoy your typhus. Read more

July 29, 2006. The Orange County Fair. I somehow snagged free pit tickets to see the Rollins band and X. But beforehand, I gained entry to some exclusive party with a goddamned open bar, free prime rib and other delicacies. I think I had about 5 rum and cokes, and then walked into the show doublefisting margaritas.… Read more

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America Read more