I already feel upset about how The End Of The Tour is going to get completely locked out of awards season. I get it, it was a very quiet film that was relatively small in scope and grandeur, but I still have a hard time believing I’m going to see a better film this year. Out of the trailers I’ve seen and early reviews… Read more

Double down and just start smoking. It will stop bothering you. Read more

Why is it that anyone who uses a three-section staff is always a badass? Read more

That’s the charm. Anybody who has fond memories of these movies, will most-likely reference the sound effects first. Read more

Is it weird that I find the bad Foley work and dubbing to be a real problem in watching some of these films? Every punch and kick sounds exactly the same, a result of the low-budget nature of a lot of the films. And it’s hard to tell how much of the extra over-the-top
kung fu screaming was added to dubbed versions,… Read more

Don’t sweat the difficulties, Albert. If we know one thing about gamers, it’s that they’re not particularly hypersensitive to any sort of direct or even indirect criticism about their hobby.
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(My god Sin Nombre was phenomenal. If this is even a fraction as good, it's gonna be one of the top films of the year) Read more

One thing I’m gonna have to disagree about is bringing them to a large group event for the first time. If your SO is introverted, the idea of meeting ALL YOUR FRIENDS AT ONCE might be overwhelming to the point it gives them headaches and hinders them from being affable. If your SO is extroverted, then by all means...… Read more

Jay-Z was annihilated by Eminem on Renegade. I say this as a huge fan of 80% of Jay’s work and only MMLP from Slim. Read more

Gotta take at least a little issue with Watch the Throne: after an impressively cerebral opening verse from Jay on No Church in the Wild, Kanye virtually submarines the entire enterprise with a bunch of lame-ass hookers-and-blow rhymes. Read more

Ja-Rule opens link, scrolls to find his name. Read more

Now look at what you just saw, this is what you live for. I’m a motherfucking monster. Read more

You should never eat food that is only made after 9PM Read more

This reminds me of the old Smoove B. articles from the Onion, but for Church. Simply incredible. This article is a gift.

EDIT: I originally spelled Smoove’s name wrong. Apologies to Smoove B. and thanks to NattyClipArt for the correction. Read more

This is directly from Prosser and Keeton on Torts (Fun Edition). Read more

“This isn’t what we meant.” Read more

I’m not a doctor, but the last clear opportunity is probably before third base, but without ruining second base (assuming no skin-to-skin erogenous-zone contact there), at least based on existing sex-metaphor guidelines. We’ll call it the Shortstop Disclosure Mandate. Read more

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos. Read more

Two things: Read more

I used to enjoy watching these shows with my wife. My dad’s a carpenter, I grew up helping him put additions on our house and fixing roofs and replacing windows and whatever else. Read more