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Sam Eifling
sameifling
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It is weird when you consider that the Raptors, who would have been maybe the fourth best team in the Western conference, and who had never won a 7-game playoff series, are playing in the conference finals, while the Spurs, who completed something like the 5th best regular season in NBA history, and who are MUCH, Read more

Call me crazy, but I was just saying the other day that I’d vote for Cuban. Read more

Kill it. Kill it with fire. Burn FIFA to the ground, bury the ashes, and salt the earth over the ashes. Cover that earth with a thousand feet of concrete. Read more

FIFA vs. IOC naked mud wrestling match: The mud would get up and walk out of the ring. Read more

Guys, stop flagging Samer’s comments. I’m not going to ban him. Read more

I could say something political, I could make a joke, but really I’m just fucking tired of people killing one another for any reason. Read more

I studied gronk at arizona for a draft publication i was working for at the time and seeing he was a generational tight end prospect, ie winslow, davis, was easy. It was his back, and backs scare people more than knees. Read more

I just wanna see the scouting notes on JaMarcus Russell. REAL BAD, SLOW DELIVERY, CONDITIONING A CONCERN, BUT CAN THROW TO THE MOON. LET’S GIVE HIM SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS Read more

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