Sorry about that. To provide balanced coverage I will write a “Person From New England Isn’t An Idiot Or Racist” article at some point in the future. Read more
That was a quote from the January meeting, I believe. Read more
Dammit, no snake cloacas without a warning. Read more
I have no rooting interest in the Knicks but a guy yelling on TV about a team executive whose first move was signing a guy on crack is a story regardless of proximity to New York. Read more
That’s fun! When the news starts frequently using a word that might not be familiar to everyone (“emoluments,” for example), try to find an angle for that, but also look into words or phrases that you’ve always been curious about. A mix of timely and evergreen. I don’t know a lot about etymology but it’s always really… Read more
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Steph is undeniably fun to watch. Read more
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Chicken tenders and fries are across the board acceptable to great. It’s really tough to go wrong. Hot dogs are also good as long as the park keeps its condiment stations filled. Read more
I went to Pittsburgh for a couple of days in November. The food was good. I wish I had visited while the Pirates were playing, because that stadium looks lovely. Read more
This is a great question. Either you go with the longest season with baseball and maybe assume people fuck more in emptier stadiums since they’d be less disturbed, or you go with a smaller number of opportunities but a hornier crowd with college football/NFL. In order, my top three guesses would be: Read more
That brand might have more flavors, but it’s all packaging. There’s no real difference between it and other seltzers. Read more
I dislike bread and butter. Anything else is good. Read more
The Deadspin staff is a bunch of Channing Fryes convincing the other Channing Fryes that they’re not the Channing Frye. Read more
The Kevin Everett news blooper...was right here (taps your chest)... the entire time Read more
Besides Owen, who else has the luxury of following Adam Silver... Read more
C’mon, Wally sucks. Do people actually like him? Read more
Dude, Celtics fans got to see Isaiah Thomas score 53 points in a playoff game. John Wall had a fantastic season and a few awesome playoff highlights, including a sweet dagger in Game 6. Damian Lillard killed the Rockets a few seasons ago with a series-ending buzzer-beater. These are absolutely cool moments to… Read more
I’m still writing 2016 MLB All-Star Game on my checks!!! Read more
“I would have no joy at all being a Celtics fan this year knowing my team cant win a title and is just pretty good.”