Honestly, “He strives to lose in less than 3 hours” would be among the better reasons this team has hired a coach. Read more
Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans. Read more
Sorry, there’s no way you can justify rooting for the umpires after this. Read more
Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. Read more
Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town. Read more
very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this Read more
If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper. Read more
The drinking was cool, but I was most impressed with his egg-cracking skills and general grace/economy of his movement. Guy has definitely spent a lot of time in the kitchen. Read more
My favorite part about reading stories on Deadspin anymore is how the ads load and unload dynamically. I really love reading a sentence and then having it jump 4 inches down the screen, before finally finding it again, and then it jumps back up 4 inches. I understand this isn’t Deadspin’s fault per se, but I don’t… Read more
Yes, I really like some roast donkey. One of the smoked meats I sell is donkey meat. Read more
Hey everyone - If you install ublock origin, go to its settings, select My Filters, and then paste: Read more
Ntilikina is good at two things: point of attack defense, and pick and roll defense. He is bad at everything else.
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Iä! Iä! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Ntilikina MSG wgah-nagl fhtagn! Read more
I didn’t know Jim Spanfeller ran baseball too.
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You can have it for free. Many more coming, weekly. Read more
Can there please be closed captioning on videos? Read more