Yeah. This screwup was completely on me because that was my headline. Thanks. Read more
I guess by default, and factoring in each team’s most recent title(s), the Dodgers are the underdog, which is weird and a little funny. It feels impossible to have an underdog in this series. They’re both really good! (I am aware that this is trenchant analysis.) Read more
The instant oatmeal has exploded all over the roof of the microwave Read more
I have not done that. The one coping measure I remember is that after Pats-Giants I replayed the game in Madden a bunch of times in a row to get my anger out. Read more
Oh yeah, that’s probably doable. Honestly we could mix them in more Read more
I bought some Halloween candy because the whole month is an excuse to eat Halloween candy. Read more
It’s much more fun to write about the Arizona Cardinals being toilet soup than it is to write about a player who’s been good for two weeks, but that’s just me. Read more
St. Patrick’s Day is terrible, but can be really fun if you pace yourself and instead watch other people turn into messes and fight. Read more
I definitely prefer shopping on weeknights to the weekend. Then you can fully enjoy the weekend while all those suckers are grocery shopping! Read more
Damn, this is tough. I think funny. “Horton, Here’s A Poo” brought the staff a lot of joy. Read more
It’s funny. I like when the fans behind home plate imitate it. Read more
I like thin burgers, not dripping fat patties, because it makes everything else on the burger soggy and tasteless within five minutes. The Dram Shop has a really good one. Read more
Eh, it might come off as patting ourselves on the back. But I do appreciate when people send me a nice note, and I reply to them when it makes sense. And I will always appreciate tips...that can be sent to [email protected]... Read more
It’s not my favorite candy or anything but I really enjoy Good and Plenty... Read more
...Maybe. (This was Barry’s good idea.) Read more
I’m skeptical that Mahmoud is actually the one dropping all these sports takes. Not even this photo has convinced me. Read more
I didn’t get shit! Read more
P.U.! Read more
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