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Instead of fart taxes, the system would work better with fart deductibles Read more

Forgetting someone? Read more

Instagram's time restrictions kind of ruin the comedy of his missing 16 consecutive pitches with increasingly desperate mechanical adjustments. Contact me if you want to buy the full, incriminating tape. Read more

While I have filed many complaints with the FCC — both about Deadspin and not — I would never recommend anyone hire Dickey. Read more

I'm partial to the auto-tuned remix:

No surprise how Todd turned out

I feel like that theme was more present in my sabermetrics stuff. Read more

Even more unfortunate for Hitler, D-Day happened just after the trade deadline. Read more

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Wow, what a weird coincidence. Read more

I was looking at this list, which cuts off at 30 arbitrarily, I guess: http://en.khl.ru/stat/leaders/222/sv_pct/ Read more

Canada is also the only place in the world (as far as I know) where you can still get French Toast Crunch, objectively the greatest cereal ever. Read more

Dan's screencap's a little buggy, so here's another.

Yea, I should have said "hates Brian Burke." I'll fix that. Read more

1. Yankees (NY Times) Read more

Answer key below. Read more

Right on cue: https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/253587740384428032 Read more

woops. Thought I had fixed that before it went out. Thanks. Read more