Phoenix? Solid. Read more

Needs more "Jays score! High-five!" Read more

I pitched this idea to Will over two years ago. I demand royalties! Good stuff, gentlemen. Read more

@ClintonPortishead: Here's another +1. Throw it in your wallet. Read more

Even Michael David Smith has noticed ... Read more

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin ... Read more

Is that SKEETS on my leg? Read more

Thank you for your— yeah, yeah. Read more

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Read more

Thanks for your continued support of Deadspin. Read more

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Read more

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Read more

I've been 502'd from Gmail for the last two days. I'm slowly going crazy. Read more

Anyway, thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Read more

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Read more

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Read more

As always, thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Read more

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Read more

Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin and other internet destinations where the SKEETS has a fake name. Read more

That is all. Enjoy your weekend. Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin, etc. etc. If the Phillies win this afternoon, expect plenty of dancing in the SKEETS. Read more