Where is the "HANDSY" tag, Will? Read more

Woops. Read more

Huzzah! Read more

Ugh. OK. Today could be a long day, folks ... Read more

Good morning. Is anyone seeing "About Last Night" yet? Read more

Am I getting paid for this post, Will? Read more

@BigTenObsession: Sorry, Big10. I'll trade you a CDN dollar for a US one if it'll make you feel any better. Read more

@being sven: +1 Read more

@J-No: Saw Darjeeling on Wed., J-No. It's fantastic. Well, assuming you like Wes of course. Read more

@PopJocks: Exactly. Read more

Leitch: [Into tape recorder, softly] Vinny suffers from a rare disorder combining symptoms of amnesia, dyslexia, and color-blindness, with a highly acute sense of hearing. Read more

Goodbye, cruel world. Read more

That was not a question. Read more

When are you going to ask me to pen a CFL Bets O' The Week column. Jeesh. Read more

Drew, I hope to Purple Jesus you're kidding about the "20 yards" thing. Hell, I weigh 20 pounds, but even I can throw farther than Ms. Pearl. Read more

That dog just shit itself. Read more

Bottom of the 12th, eh? My goodness. How interesting. How bizarre. Read more

@Tuffy: Yes. Read more

Will, drive up to Toronto so you can buy me a beer. Read more

Oh, nevermind. Read more