@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Very possible. Read more

GET AWAY FROM ME, CREEPY DEADSPIN ANT! Read more

This ANT is taking over Deadspin!!! I can't even delete it! Read more

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...! Read more

@ArkansasFred: Yeah, it pays the bandwidth bills. Read more

@ArkansasFred: And I play ball for Unicaja Malaga in the Spanish league. Read more

@ArkansasFred: I play a doctor on TV. Read more

My weekend plan consists of a two Christmas work parties, so I'll just go ahead and apologize in advance for everything and anything. See you tomorrow at 3pm! Read more

Yes. Cluck, Grunt and Low. I had the low. Read more

PREVIOUS SSW: Read more

@Rob Iracane: Fair. But this is the best. Read more

When he's not busy scouring the box scores or trying to pronounce Schenectady, NY ... Read more

It's very Kafkaesque. Read more

I'm doing WizzNutzz next. Read more

"Dwight will just plain fuck you up if you get caught under the basket when he wants to dunk..." — freakydeaky00 Read more

I can't wait to re-post this on Sunday. Read more

@CJ: Siren was the deaf one. Read more

@Burning_River: I thought it was a fuck lion. Read more

You sound exactly like my tenth grade driving instructor. Read more

23 months, eh? That's ruff. Read more