• He Got Clutch. How in the world does Boston keep pulling off these ridiculous wins? Wait! Don't answer that. I…
• He Got Clutch. How in the world does Boston keep pulling off these ridiculous wins? Wait! Don't answer that. I…
What you missed getting stuck in the chimney ...
• CFB: Unbeaten no more. Daniel and his No. 3 Tigers knock off No.…
Bust out the marbles! Tonight it's the unbeaten No. 2 Kansas Jayhawks against the once-beaten No. 3 Missouri…
What to watch while you go hypin' crazy ...
• CFB: Missouri vs. Kansas. Put it up to twelve. Big 12. [ABC]
• CFB:…
I see Powder is an undergrad at UConn. Do you think he tries to pass it off as school spirit body paint at frat…
• Justin Timberlake is getting his own PGA Tour event. [The Sports Oasis]
• Debunking the college basketball "upset"…
ESPN is showing inspirational quotes from Thomas Jefferson every time Virginia is in a pinch in deference to the…
Bill O'Reilly loathes Mark Cuban's new film based on the Mahmudiyah killings. Billo: "During World War II, President Roosevelt might have incarcerated Mark Cuban and General Patton would have slapped the tar out of him." Um, OK. [Jen's Free Throws] Read more
Excuse my inner-Lukas, but that right there, my friends, is one ugly-ass looking hockey jersey. It looks like…
In case you missed it: South Park's Eric Cartman introducing the Colorado Buffaloes' starting lineups. [Awful Announcing] Read more
OK, I can handle watching Miami. I can handle Pam Ward. But I can't fucking handle ESPN's team introductions by…
Interpreting this post's title, one might assume that Tony Henry, pictured, scored the game-winning goal in…
The IAAF has annulled all of Marion Jones results dating to September 2000, and has asked her to return $700,000 in prize money. No word yet on whether her Nintendo Power Pad records will also be erased. [The New York Times] Read more
• In progress — CFB: Miami at Boston College [ESPN]
• In progress — CFB: Virginia Tech at Virginia [ESPN2]
• 12:40 — …
It's the NHL Closer. I now snatch the mic from the kids at Orland Kurtenblog. "Hey, karaoke man, punch in System's…
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Johnson". You're Mr. Johnson. I'm the Skeets. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Skeetsness, or uh, Skeeter, or El Skeetsino at "NCAA Deadspin" if you're not into the whole AOL Instant Messaging thing. Let's college football! [Hugh Johnson Project] Read more
As much as I'd like to discuss yesterday's crazy college game, I fear I wouldn't do it any justice. Whoa, whoa, wait…
• Some Country For Old Men. I have no idea which Heat scrub cranked up Shaquille O'Neal last night — Chris Quinn…
What you missed while trying to close that damn fence ...
• CFB: Hawaii beats Boise St. to win WAC title; Colt…