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• He Got Clutch. How in the world does Boston keep pulling off these ridiculous wins? Wait! Don't answer that. I

I see Powder is an undergrad at UConn. Do you think he tries to pass it off as school spirit body paint at frat

Bill O'Reilly loathes Mark Cuban's new film based on the Mahmudiyah killings. Billo: "During World War II, President Roosevelt might have incarcerated Mark Cuban and General Patton would have slapped the tar out of him." Um, OK. [Jen's Free Throws] Read more

In case you missed it: South Park's Eric Cartman introducing the Colorado Buffaloes' starting lineups. [Awful Announcing] Read more

OK, I can handle watching Miami. I can handle Pam Ward. But I can't fucking handle ESPN's team introductions by

The IAAF has annulled all of Marion Jones results dating to September 2000, and has asked her to return $700,000 in prize money. No word yet on whether her Nintendo Power Pad records will also be erased. [The New York Times] Read more

In progress — CFB: Miami at Boston College [ESPN]
In progress — CFB: Virginia Tech at Virginia [ESPN2]
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Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Johnson". You're Mr. Johnson. I'm the Skeets. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Skeetsness, or uh, Skeeter, or El Skeetsino at "NCAA Deadspin" if you're not into the whole AOL Instant Messaging thing. Let's college football! [Hugh Johnson Project] Read more

• Some Country For Old Men. I have no idea which Heat scrub cranked up Shaquille O'Neal last night — Chris Quinn