By the way, he's doing the obstacle course all wrong. If you go through it standing upright, it's a lot easier.
I'd read McSweeney's articles more often if they didn't always leave me feeling like an unshaven boor. But maybe that's just the beard and lack of table manners. Either way, here are some Super Bowl predictions if penned by famous authors. [McSweeney's] Read more
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