Former Yankees relief pitcher Dan Naulty, an admitted steroids user, says he made the 1999 Yankees team (who won the World Series) because of steroids, and HGH, and amphetamines. He continues to deny the usage of puppy souls, saying it was just a B12 injection. [NY Daily News] (via Baseball Musings) Read more
The now-swollen man named Jason Fields did this in the name of science, which was curious how the heart rate changes…
• 1:00 p.m. — Pool: Women's 9-Ball Championship, Lincoln City, Oregon. If you go on a date with a girl and she beats…
Due to budgetary setbacks, today's NHL Closer and ... um, whatever the hell we were calling the college basketball…
Let's see if I got this right. The Miami Heat are still supposed to be good because Shaquille O'Neal is still tall,…
We've been fortunate so far that most of the bowl games have given us actual watchable football. Sure, while many of…
I'm sure everyone involved in the Dallas Cowboys organization would love to get home to their families by Sol…
What you missed while publicly executing Santa Claus...
• NFL: Matt Moore was disrupted by printouts of ... your…
It might seem a skosh ridiculous that Carolina Panthers fans are going balls out on this Jessica Simpson cutout…
No, we're not doing a Deadspin Quote of the Year (although I'd rather enjoy the acronym "DQUOTY"). The Word of the Year and Sportshuman of the Year have given us enough radio buttons already. Fortunately, others are picking up the slack. The QUOTY turned out to be: "Don't Tase Me, Bro." Also in the top five: things… Read more
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• 5:00 p.m. — New Mexico Bowl: Nevada vs.…
A total of 36 players will not travel with Florida State to the Music City Bowl for one reason or another. (Another reason being: mass suspension.) What might really help out the Seminoles would be to ask the refs if they could play most of the game 7-on-7. Failing that, change your confidence rating for Kentucky to… Read more
Congratulations to photographer Chris Detrick, who offers up a strong 11th hour entry into Most Disturbing Sports…
• Wrestling is a fantastic breeding ground for stereotypes. [Food Court Lunch]
• Give Howard Schnellenberger more…
This analysis of the names in the Mitchell Report? Yeah, we're not done with it yet. Slate compiled a nifty little…
Not content with mastering just one method of legally beating the shit out of people in public, Floyd Mayweather might become a mixed martial arts fighter. Now, ESPN reported this story first, and yet I'm linking to an AP story. I know. It's not fair. Consider it a make-up call. [Associated Press] Read more
Knowing that Howard Schnellenberger built Florida Atlantic's football program using nothing but MacGyver-approved…
I don't know what ass wrote this remarkably juvenile headline, but rest assured I'm going to get to the bottom of this and unseat the bum who reared this immature act. Heinie. [Yahoo! Eurosport UK] Read more