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We have a new 100-meter world champion, and his name is Tyson ####. I'm sorry, that meant to read Tyson BLEEP. Son of a. All right, then, his name is Tyson ... Smith. Tyson Smith won the 100-meter gold medal. [USATF] Read more

So you just can't wait until the NFL starts up? The suspense is killing you? Well, in Canada it's been football

So, remember when I was talking about Wang jokes, and how they're never not funny? I honestly meant that. [Awful Announcing] Read more

No, Brett Myers didn't punch anybody after last night's game. But he was curious if the fill-in beat reporter was retarded. I wonder if he would have felt bad if the reporter actually was mentally challenged. Probably not. [Babes Love Baseball] Read more

It doesn't appear that Dave Concepcion will make the Hall of Fame. Since his name appeared on the ballot in 1994,

Tom Brady has eight more bastard children to go if he wants to catch up to Travis Henry. The Denver Broncos running back "fathered" nine children scattered about the southern United States, using nine different mommies. Somehow that $25 million contract wasn't enough to write off his unpaid child support. [The Big Lead Read more

When you're a veteran pitcher, and you're still mistaken for David Wells, then buddy, it's high time you go on a diet. But shaving the Jamie Hyneman goatee might not hurt either. [MLB.com] Read more