Contrary to popular belief, Venus Williams is still playing tennis. (Kind of like when I saw Paul Shuey pitching for…

Guys, We Were Closer When We Gave Up 20 Runs. Go ahead. Make the joke. "It's a football score!" Haw haw haw!…

After I woke up today for my first round at the helm of Deadspin, I had a rather precarious confrontation in my…

12 p.m. — Drag Racing: NHRA Sportsman Series in Norwalk, Ohio [ESPN2]
12:15 p.m. — Movie: Best In Show [TBS]
1 p.m.…

• MLB: Cleveland pitched fairly well against Toronto. Except for that one inning.
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