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Blogs are a digital sweatshop. It says so right in the lede. Plus, three bloggers have died in the last few months of heart-related conditions, which only supports the claim because it's not like heart disease is the leading cause of death in America or anything. No, it's actually rickets. And bloggers don't get Read more

You can vote on the Mets website what their 8th inning singalong song will be. The rapscallions at Fark are trying to write in Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up." I support this endeavor. [Mets.com] Read more

"No Artest, no Miller, no place to go and no way to get there for Sacramento. Hakuna matata. It means "no worries" for the Nuggets. Worry. Kings beat Jokers Saturday night." I recognize most of those words as English, but strung together as such, what the hell was just said? [Denver Post] Read more

What you missed while wondering why (a) they didn't go with "always be condoming," and (b) the one taped there was

Stanley Pringle, the Penn State basketball player who became America's latest beloved library masturbator, denies the allegations, while conceding his hand was down his pants. "This is how I chill ma'am," he said. [The Daily Collegian] Read more

Tune in tonight for Final Four live blogs featuring that seasonal simian, Christmas Ape, at 6 p.m./5 p.m. Central!

On TV today, Jay Bilas predicted a title game of Kansas and UCLA. Yet online it says he's picking Memphis and North Carolina. Brilliant. [ESPN] Read more