Chris Mortensen was on the radio here locally (in Atlanta) about 20 minutes ago really trying his hardest to have it both ways. The conversation was started by the host saying how much of a disgrace he thought the league's punishment was, which was not a statement Mortensen wanted to push back on, but he also seemed… Read more

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it. Read more

Ugh. We were ASKING for such a long response for annoying him Read more

Even with the backpedaling, they're framing why it was a bad decision in such a Rovellian way (hate to use that term). "Roger Goodell will regret the soft Ray Rice decision if the NFL's female fan base tunes out." Read more

I don't mean for this to come off as pretentious, but you sound like a jealous asshole who just hasn't enjoyed the purest form of the taco. Everything you have ever eaten in your life has essentially been garbage. Everything. Once again, I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but "taco meat" is NOT just the protein we… Read more

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Congratulations, you're everything wrong with this country. Read more

I know man, being a schmuck should be a crime. If it was, this guy would be tried with aggravated schmuckery, plus the conspiracy to commit schmuckery would add to his sentence. The sentence would be 1 cop punch. Read more

go fuck yourself. Read more

Dudebro is an idiot. But cops are trained to de-escalate situations. This cop did the exact opposite, and thus is very much the one in the wrong. Read more

"The Hitler Song" Read more

I was fortunate enough to attend a lot of Barry Bonds games in my life. There were very few things like the collective anticipation of the crowd when he strode up to the plate. Read more

Share anything notable that you find in the report. Here's a song called "Brigham Young is a Goddamn Queer." Read more

Part of Crossfit is performing movements with a relatively high potential for injury in a competitive environment with implicit pressure to go faster and heavier. This will inevitably lead to breakdowns in form, and injuries. Read more

What can we learn from reading the comment threads on this article?

1) Based on seemingly nothing, good writers are only, always and exclusively people who write short things. Read more