"No ejections. He was 10 for 10s, a lot of 20 for 20s [in shooting]. Perfect from the free-throw line. Infinity…
"No ejections. He was 10 for 10s, a lot of 20 for 20s [in shooting]. Perfect from the free-throw line. Infinity…
And we compare Lowell Cohn to a cymbal-banging monkey toy. I'm beginning to suspect HOF voters really do fancy…
The following comprises actual phrases from actual stories written about a quarterback who last night performed the…
"Engineers at the Metrodome in Minneapolis used a shotgun Monday afternoon to rupture a roof panel that was under…
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…
Here are four sentences from last week's Tuesday Morning Quarterback column (or as I like to call it, יום שלישי…
This is today's New York Post cover. For the sake of comparison, this was the Philly Daily News's cover back in…
CSN's Kelli Johnson reports: "Just learned that Rex Grossman is starting over McNabb Sun in Dallas; I'm told…
"For the past month, body parts have been piling up around Miami-Dade and Broward counties like extra pounds on Kim…
It's got, well, the two O'Neals dressed in business casual and Kevin Garnett grabbing his nuts. [Boston Globe; earlie…
It's got everything: Garnett taking a vaudeville bow, Ray Allen smiling at some private joke, Nate Robinson…
Reader Andrew, tired of hearing ESPN's Merril Hoge say "factorback" as if the word actually meant something,…
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…
It seems Charlie Pierce wasn't the only critic to get thrown out of the Sports Fella's book. Or maybe there's a…
We've said this before, but it's worth repeating: Donald Sterling is a terrible person who gets away with being a…
He's sitting tonight. The streak ends at 297. How do you like your blue-eyed boy, Mister Death? [@AdamSchefter]
First came this. Then came Simmons's tweet. And now here's Pierce: "And right back at you, you mendacious, whiny…
The school's job posting is up, and from this we can learn all sorts of fascinating stuff about the position. It…
We can't be sure yet, but it does appear that Uncle Luke himself has scooped everyone on Randy Shannon's hiring at…
Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin…