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Tom Ley
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Boston: Canadiens 6, Bruins 5
Tough night for the B's. They blow a two-goal lead and eventually go on to lose the game in a shootout, and then they get Jarome Iginla snatched out from under them.

Minneapolis: Lakers 120, Timberwolves 117
Good win for the Lakers, aside from the fact that they got away with an egregious foul on the last play of the game.

New York: Knicks 108, Grizzlies 101
What the hell is going on with J.R. Smith? He followed up Tuesday's highly efficient 32-point performance with a 35-point game in which he consistently got good shots at the rim. Where are the 27-foot heat checks, J.R.? You are making us uncomfortable.

Cleveland: Celtics 93, Cavaliers 92
Jeff Green continues to be the surprising bright spot of the Celtics' season. He scored nine points in the fourth quarter, including the game-winning layup at the buzzer. Green finished with 21 points, seven rebounds, and five assists.

Chicago: Bulls 101, Heat 97
Down go the Heat! The streak ends at 27 games, six shy of the all-time record set by the 1971-1972 Lakers. Don't think the Heat didn't care about getting that record, either. They walked straight off the court after the buzzer sounded, skipping the usual postgame handshake routine with the

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Pittsburgh: Penguins 1, Canadiens 0
Sidney Crosby scored the game's only goal, and the Pens raised their winning streak to 13 straight games. Now enjoy Crosby's goal, as called by a French-Canadian announcer:

Tuscaloosa: Maryland 58, Alabama 57
Got some hot NIT action for you right here. Maryland wins a nail-biter to advance to the NIT semifinals thanks to a game-saving block from Alex Len. What a game!

Boston: Knicks 100, Celtics 85
The poor Celtics, thanks to an injury-depleted roster, had to give minutes to the likes of Shavlik Randolph, Chris Wilcox, and Terrence Williams. Meanwhile, J.R. Smith did that thing that he does and scored 32 points.

Newark: Delaware 78, UNC 69
Upset alert! Elena Delle Donne led the way with 33 points and eight rebounds as 6 seed Delaware knocked off 1 seed UNC. The Hens were no doubt inspired by the presence of Joe Biden.

Waco: Baylor 85, Florida State 47
Baylor advances to the Sweet 16 thanks to a ridiculous game from Brittney Griner, who went off for 33 points, 22 rebounds, and three dunks. Good luck dealing with that, every other team in the tournament.

Dallas: Mavericks 109, Clippers 102
Both Chris Paul and Dirk Nowitzki put on vintage performances, finishing with 33 points each. Paul scored his team's last ten points in the fourth quarter, and Nowitzki scored eight in the overtime period.

Mexico City: U.S. 0, Mexico 0
The USMNT earned a valuable World Cup qualifying point with a tie against Mexico. The game was rather boring, as the U.S. never made a real attempt to score, and Mexico squandered quite a few scoring chances. But still, USA! USA! USA!

Goodyear: Scott Kazmir wins Indians rotation spot
Hahaha, what? We're talking about the same Scott Kazmir, right Indians?

Washington, DC: Wizards 107, Grizzlies 94
Holy shit, John Wall. The Wizards point guard went off for 47 points, eight assists, and seven rebounds. He also went to the line 24 times. John Wall is back!

Chicago: Kings 5, Blackhawks 4
The defending champs knocked off the league's best team thanks to Dustin Brown's game-winning goal with just over a minute left in the game. Also, there was a fight, which was kind of "meh."