Agreed. Read more

Reader Neil, who tipped us off to this story, assures us that $100 does indeed buy a lot of booze at Ms. Mae's: Read more

OK, but at what point does this story say anything about the NCAA being exploitative and immoral? Maybe they'll get to that in Part 5 (which, christ), but it's not there right now, and that's stupid. A good story would have made note of where all the money was going at the beginning rather than the end, and then… Read more

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We have no idea who it was. Read more

All One Direction fans, obviously. Read more

Yeah, that's a good point. I remember wondering what the hell McCarthy was thinking about when he accepted that penalty. Read more

[Whistles nonchalantly] Read more

Thanks for being you. Read more

I just realized that "swimbledon" is a shitty pun and not a typo. Ugh. Read more

Also be sure to go to DJF to read an equally hilarious letter from the prosecutor on the case. Read more

How hard was it to not laugh at the Mick Jagger comment? Read more

So is "Bradley, keeping it gangsta, declined to tell cops who had shot him and where."


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It's pretty nuts to think that Page 2 used to exist in that form, isn't it? Read more

Oh, don't misunderstand. I think Wiley's column is excellent. Read more

Oh man that's great. From the same game? Read more

Oh, lighten up. Read more

Bad news, this guy is a huge CLOWN FRAUD: http://gawker.com/georgia-tech-s… Read more

Oh goddammit. I was on vacation. Sue me. Read more

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