I've invited Isabel Kennedy into Kinja to discuss Chen and Ventura's lack of club etiquette in more detail. I desperately want to know if Chen bragged about his 85 mph fastball. Read more

Yeah, poor Larry Drew really got boned here. It's one thing to have this done to you when a coaching legend is replacing you, but Jason Kidd? That's gotta sting. Read more

Thanks for the heads up. It's been fixed. Read more

We were just talking about this as a staff while trying to decide if baseball coaches are The Worst. I think they kind of are, because there's really no sense in raging on your team like this because baseball doesn't really give a team anywhere for all that animosity to be channelled. Like, in football you can scream… Read more

Yeah, that's my bad. I hadn't seen the news about the latest bombing until after this posted. The headline has been changed. Read more

I'm actually pretty surprised that Walt Weiss didn't go nuts after this. I wonder if the replay shown on the jumbotron wasn't as conclusive as the one people saw at home. Maybe all the Rockies were just too sad to go nuts :( Read more

[Checks calendar] Well, shit. Read more

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Yeah, I think Hume's got it. Deleting the video and photos probably had a lot to do with not wanting to deal with hand-wringy phone calls from her sponsors. Always remember that brands are the worst. Read more

And if this makes you feel sad, enjoy this bit of revisionist history:

I think she was trying to tell Ellen that she could take her onto the field, which is nice I suppose, but damn lady, give her some room to freak out! Read more

I have my suspicions that Sam Page was responsible for that. Read more

We made a more accurate version!

Thanks for pointing this out. Hit Tracker is one of the coolest things ever. Read more

Dammit, I hate myself for forgetting to put this step-back three in the highlight reel above. This was right after the huge dunk. Manu rules:

We found an old bottle of cacacha a few months ago and used it to make these. I highly recommend this drink. Read more

It is fun to imagine what kind of punishment would befall the Pats if B were true. I feel like Goodell would just have to, like, disband the team. Read more

Eh, it wold be fun to watch everyone freak the fuck out about Jeter, but our general attitude toward performance enhancing drugs is an apathetic one. Read more

The Deadspin ranking: C, B, A, D. Read more

AS FOR YOU, TODD Read more